Monday, April 26, 2010

Graduation...

As my undergraduate graduation draws nearer, I am starting to have doubts on the “point” of college. Yes, everyone says that going to a university prepares us for our future, prepares us for a “career”, but does it? With Graduation less than a month away, I must ask myself if the 4 years, $90K plus, and the major mistreatment of my liver was all worth it? Without the handful of valuable internships I’ve completed, would I really be ready to prevail in the workforce? Especially in these times of distress, does college enable you to succeed in your chosen profession? Let alone land a job!
Luckily I have landed a fulltime position with the firm that presented me with a lucrative internship 2 years ago, but what about everyone else? What about those who aced college, and can’t find a thing to show for it but a piece of fancy diploma paper? Do they suck it up and move back in with their parents? Which in many cases, including mine, is not an option. Do they sink deeper and deeper into debt by “investing” in graduate school? Yes, these are both options, but leave no time to solidify the fact that you belong in the profession that, in most cases, was selected during your first year in school.
I think the best answer to this dilemma is that, in reality, college isn’t intended to prepare you for a career, job, or success. College is intended to prepare you for the ins and outs of life. College excites, stresses, ruins, completes, irritates, pleases, and most of all strengthens an individual in ways that can only be described as unique. It allows us all a chance to bust out of our comfort zone and, as cliché as it sounds, be the best we can be. It also allows us to drink as much beer as a single body can handle, while simultaneously hooking up with complete strangers, but that is a different story.
Congratulations and most of all good luck to all of my fellow grads… You’ll need it! 

Thursday, April 1, 2010

What? I like to pole dance...

People who know me, know I ‘totes loves’ country music. These people also know that my second love is the city of Chicago. As a tribute to my ‘not so second place’ city, I would like to dedicate this new rendition of Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA to the windy city! Enjoy J

I hopped off the plane at ORD
with a dream and a bag of weed.
Welcome to the land of ball and booze
hell yeah I’m gunna fit in.

Jumped in the cab here I am for the first time.
Look to my right and see the Wrigley field sign.
This is all so crazy, everybody seems so normal
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda hungry
Too much great food and I'm starving.
That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio

And the Kanye song was on
And the Kanye song was on
And the Kanye song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song
The butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah
I got my hands up
They're playin’ my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the bar in my checker cab
Everybody's lookin’ at that girl
Like “who’s that chick, that’s rockin' Knicks?
She’s gotta be from out of town”

So fun with my girls not around me
This is definitely a Chicago party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I got the right memo
My tummys turnin cause I'm feelin like I love it
Zero pressure and I’m not nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
And Fall out boy was on
And Fall out boy was on
And Fall out boy was on

CHORUS

Feel like ditching that last flight ( that last flight)
Stay in this chill town tonight (town tonight)
Something pulls me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel so right!

CHORUS

Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)