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People who know me, know I ‘totes loves’ country music. These people also know that my second love is the city of Chicago. As a tribute to my ‘not so second place’ city, I would like to dedicate this new rendition of Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA to the windy city! Enjoy J

I hopped off the plane at ORD

with a dream and a bag of weed.

Welcome to the land of ball and booze

hell yeah I’m gunna fit in.

Jumped in the cab here I am for the first time.

Look to my right and see the Wrigley field sign.

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so normal

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda hungry

Too much great food and I'm starving.

That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio

And the Kanye song was on

And the Kanye song was on

And the Kanye song was on

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

They're playing my song

The butterflies fly away

Noddin' my head like yeah

Moving my hips like yeah

I got my hands up

They're playin’ my song

I know I'm gonna be ok

Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the bar in my checker cab

Everybody's lookin’ at that girl

Like “who’s that chick, that’s rockin' Knicks?

She’s gotta be from out of town”

So fun with my girls not around me

This is definitely a Chicago party

Cause' all I see are stilletos

I guess I got the right memo

My tummys turnin cause I'm feelin like I love it

Zero pressure and I’m not nervous

That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune

And Fall out boy was on

And Fall out boy was on

And Fall out boy was on

CHORUS

Feel like ditching that last flight ( that last flight)

Stay in this chill town tonight (town tonight)

Something pulls me everytime (everytime)

The DJ plays my song and I feel so right!

CHORUS

Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA

Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)