I wanted to continue my rant on celebrity arrogance with another prime example of a prideful musician. I am talking about a certain tall, dark, and handsome guitarist who has seemingly won the right to act as though he is one with the Gods. You guessed it, John Mayer. Mr. Mayer, an avid serial dater, with a knack for extravagance has wooed young women all across the world. Yes, Mayer is an amazing musician. I have experienced firsthand how he woos crowds by not only playing but also caressing his guitar. Along with his sexual performances, Mayer seems to have a way of speaking about all subject matters as if he were a Roman philosopher. He maintains the ability to turn a small event such as a trip to McDonalds into a philosophical experience. Although with that bod, I’m sure his late night McD’s trips are few and far between. Along with his unique talents, bluesy alternative music, and prince charming good looks, Mayer is known for his love of material things and alleged neglect of girlfriends. As you all know John has had ongoing relations with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, along with various other Hollywood beauties. The media has reported all of these relationships ending poorly due to Mayer’s selfish demeanor. In my opinion the poor guy needs to get a clue. I mean JESSICA SIMPSON?!?! She may, on occasion, act as dumb as a hunk of clay, but she is one of the most beautiful people in the world. Okay, maybe not the world, but definitely the greater L.A. area. Ohhh, and don’t even get me started with Jennifer Aniston, he sure messed that one up royally. No matter how “hot” he thinks (or knows) he is Mayer could use a relationship session with Dr. Phil.
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